It’s not about Tiwa Savage. And neither is it about Yemi Alade.
They can hyperventilate and scratch themselves.
It’s about something they have thrown up in the air.
Tiwa has of late been flaunting her bum bum. The world has always known she didnt get the African type. But she was richly compensated with long luscious legs.
But when a woman calls attention to her bum bum then a jury will assemble.
So Yemi Alade arrived early for her Jury duty. And she didnt find Tiwa’s confidence funny. She told Tiwa to stop deceiving her fans with her photoshopped bum bum.
This isn’t the sort of thing one should be discussing at Christmas. But just hold on. It’s not a frivolous excursion.
You have to understand why Igbos think that Hips and bums deserve the sacrifice of goats where ever they exist with some prodigiousness. Igbos are not known for wasting goats.
Yemi Alade must be gifted with a swift tongue besides everything else. I haven’t bothered to find out if she has any authority to talk about the misfortune of women with flat asses. I have not looked at her back. And will not. But she described Tiwa Savage as a natural ‘I’.
Tiwa who has been through a lot recently told Yemi Alade not to f–k with her. I don’t know what that means. I don’t even know if Whizkid would know. When a savage warns you , you have to watch your back.
But Tiwa raised an important issue. She wants all women to be queens. She wants those who need false backsides , false eyes and ears, false noses and hips to use them . She said it was important because many women were dealing with much insecurity. So women should be allowed to find self esteem and happiness even if they had to augment body parts.
That makes sense. People use all kinds of prosthesis.
Some will ask: what was even the business of the busybody? And they may actually refer to her as that useless Yemi Wahaladey.
But people get pissed off sometimes when people flaunt counterfeits.
Imagine some flabby man confusing women , wearing toned biceps. I may actually get irritated.
But Yemi should have contained herself. Warawara told me many years ago that one day women will wear false bum bums. I laughed. I thought he was talking nonsense. Then it was only false nails. Now we also have false hips and lips.
And sex robots are already coming. One day women may live inside such robots.
Yemi should have contained herself because the jury has ruled that since the birth of her son something has happened to Tiwa Savage’s back. The Jury is convinced it was no photoshop.
But you cant entirely Yemi . If that girl combines those legs with anything a little voluptuous at the back then it may be unfair . A little too much for one woman. And that could be why Yemi Alade is a little restless.
© Dr Ugo Egbujo